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I was raised by wolves after an accident involving tigers, lions, and bears, oh my. After being saved by Tarzan and Jane at the tender age of 6, I said a tearful goodbye to my animal friends and followed the couple to their lovely treehouse. Unfortunately, Tarzan bumped into a tree one time too many and accidentally dropped me without ever looking back.

However, thankfully I was rescued by Indiana Jones on his way to another of his adventures. He taught me all he knew and more importantly, how to kick the ass of anyone who ever dropped me from a tall tree again.

By that time, I was well educated and independent enough to leave him and survive on my own devices. I was also a tad bit afraid of his tendency to practice his shooting ablilities anywhere, anyplace to tell you the truth.

Now, in the big city where crime is apparently everywhere, I have decided to devote my skills from the jungle and my adventures to ridding the world of evil. At night, I'm dressed in colorful leotards under a secret superhero identity, employing all that I've learned in my exciting life to fight human scum. I can speak animal and several other languages fluently. I can jump from buildings to buildings in single leaps. I can fly... no, really!

Ha.....I wish.....

Here's the harsh reality folks, I live in an university town in which the most popular place to hang out is at the bookstore. Thanks for letting me fulfill my little fantasy there though. Any applause welcomed.

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